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Post by Orphen on Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:22 pm

Today is my Birthday
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Post by Abigail Parker on Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:26 pm

Good for you. Here's your cake. And no, it is not a lie, so don't even fucking go there.

What am I forge- Oh yeah!!! A present. *Gives Orphen a large box labeled 'T-51b Armor' and then kicks it open, only to see a rat and some cheese in it* ...DAMN YOU, EBAY!!!

In all seriousness, congrats on making it to 16.
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:35 pm

Yeah yeah. Congrats on living another year in what the bullshit gods call 'life.'

Seriously. It's bull.
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Post by Mitsuki Ishida on Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:40 pm

But the cake Is a lie...
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Post by Orphen on Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:51 pm

THanks Guys
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:57 pm

There's no cake *take gun and shoot face* lol Happy B-Day
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Post by Mitsuki Ishida on Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:58 pm

What would you like for your birthday?
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Post by Primula Kazama on Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:50 am

Shiki wrote:Yeah yeah. Congrats on living another year in what the bullshit gods call 'life.'

Seriously. It's bull.

Damn. I thought Aster was an Emo...

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Post by Mitsuki Ishida on Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:51 am

James is just going through that time of the month
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Post by Primula Kazama on Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:53 am

...Pregnancy?
WHAT IF IT IS CONTAGIOUS?!
I do not want to catch pregnancy!

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Post by Mitsuki Ishida on Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:55 am

What? No, he is going through breast withdrawal. His mother took him off the nipple.
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Post by Primula Kazama on Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:57 am

Ohhh....
I hate when that happens!
I was leik only 1 or 2!

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Post by Mitsuki Ishida on Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:59 am

Haha!
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Post by Guest on Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:02 pm

*ahem*

Once a year we celebrate,
With stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers ‘round,
And gifts and laughter do abound.
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song.

Happy birthday!
Now you’re one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn’t over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didn’t die this year, I guess that’s good enough.

So let’s drink to your fading health,
And hope you don’t remind yourself,
Your chance of finding fame and wealth,
Decrease with every year.
‘Cause if you feel you’re doing laps,
And eating food and taking naps,
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life may hold some cheer.

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You’re starting to get fatter.
Happy birthday!
It’s downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free,
Then you could live like Walt Disney.
And live for all eternity,
inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set.
This is the only life you get.
And though it hasn’t ended yet,
Sometimes you wish it might.

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money.
Happy birthday!
Your life’s so sad it’s funny.
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:39 am

...

Derek, shut the fuck up. That wasn't even in the ballpark of funny. Fuck you, Derek. I don't even see how that could POSSIBLY be funny.

Seriously, shut the FUCK up you incoherent asshole. >.>
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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:54 am

*Tears up* That....That was beautiful Nex! :D
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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:04 am

Shiki wrote:...

Derek, shut the fuck up. That wasn't even in the ballpark of funny. Fuck you, Derek. I don't even see how that could POSSIBLY be funny.

Seriously, shut the FUCK up you incoherent asshole. >.>

You didn't get it, did you?
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Re: TODAY MY B-day

Post by Abigail Parker on Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:52 pm

Someone needs to develop a sense of humor... >_>

And btw, Nex. That song was friggin' perfect. Sums up life in a nutshell, really.


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Post by Orphen on Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:11 pm

Thanks Nex and Alex i would like a Pony
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Post by Mitsuki Ishida on Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:12 pm

You realize that you could have asked for just about anything on the site, but a pony it is

Name: Pony
History: I'm a pony ~sticks tongue out~

As for James, why don't you? You realize I only said that because I have known you as a friend for a long time. If you don't understand that I am not just joking around with you, then you need to get off the computer, and calm the hell down. You have been getting pissed pretty quickly and it is neither enjoyable to the people around you, nor to yourself. I'd rather live a life where I can laugh at the people laughing at me than getting pissed at everything to where it comes to me getting pissed at friends who fooled around for the first time again in a long time. Even if they joke every other day.
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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:35 pm

When every person you know in real life, except your parents and your girlfriend, constnatly calls you gay and makes fun of you in ways similar to that, you'd be unsure if that was a joke. I simply didn't take any chance. Yeah, I was pissed, what of it?

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WTF? Nex is a mod too? D<

Why do you hate me so.

==EDIT 2==
Do I get a birthday present? I'm fairly certain i was on the site when it was my bday. o.- (June 20)
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Post by Mitsuki Ishida on Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:49 pm

If you and I both were, then I gave you the option.. but I don't think I was here, you should have gotten it from some other admin.
What would you have licked? Because it is not your birthday, it wont be as great.
As for my joke, taking someone off the nipple does not mean they are gay. It means they are a baby around the age of teething. Whatever that age may be for that particular child. At first, it looked like you were on your period, but I said it was breast withdrawal.
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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:47 pm

I want Mod Status.
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Post by Mitsuki Ishida on Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:07 pm

You do realize a wish like that will only last a day
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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:09 pm

...

Then I want admin status! >D
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