Necrophiliac in Oblivion!!! BURN HER, BURN HER!!!

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Necrophiliac in Oblivion!!! BURN HER, BURN HER!!!

Post by Abigail Parker on Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:56 am

...Just fucking read it....

Good GOD!!! I thought I'd seen it all in this game... But this, this is just sick. Fucking sick.

And for those of you kiddies that don't know what Necrophilia is, basically, it's the practice of getting your freak on with those of us that aren't exactly of a living persuasion. And a Necrophiliac is someone who takes part in this practice.

Anyways, Bethesda!!! What in Zeus's butthole were you thinking?!?! Adding a character that is an alleged Necrophiliac?! (She's alleged because you can hear about it from other people in Skingrad by asking them about rumors.) Were you fucking high?! Were you on Crack?! Reefer?! SKOOMA?! It was Skooma, wasn't it?

If you'll excuse me, I'll be in my bathroom, puking... scared
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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:50 pm

O rofl.
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Post by Abigail Parker on Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:55 pm

Weird thing about her is that Skingrad citizens say she's sneaking about the graveyard at night, but I never run into her...
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Post by Guest on Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:01 am

...I still don't get Necrophilia. Explain further please
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Post by Abigail Parker on Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:40 pm

Nothin' more to explain. It's just a person bangin' a corpse.
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Post by Guest on Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:09 pm

Why do you know what the first offense for Necrophilia would be?

THAT is the creepy part.
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Post by Abigail Parker on Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:47 pm

Maybe you studied law in Cyrodill before you went to the Imperial Slammer...? xD
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Post by Guest on Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:44 pm

Ksure.

*denial*
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Post by Abigail Parker on Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:52 pm

Speaking of the beginning, BY THE NINE, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN JAIL?!
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Post by Guest on Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:11 am

DESTINY OF COURSE!
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Post by Abigail Parker on Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:34 pm

Destiny my Scottsman ass. Aren't the Player Characters of the Elder Scrolls series supposed to have the power to basically give Fatalism a swift kick in the ass and shape their own destinies? Or am I confusing them with Raziel from LoK?
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Post by Guest on Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:01 pm

Wait...If I T-bag, does that make me a Necrophiliac? D: *Even if I do a time Paradox and T-bag myself? Whitch I have done before*
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Post by Abigail Parker on Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:03 pm

I... don't know. On the one hand, t-bagging is more of a taunt/insult than anything, but on the other, you ARE shoving your balls into a dead dude's face.
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