Necrophiliac in Oblivion!!! BURN HER, BURN HER!!!

...Just fucking read it....

Good GOD!!! I thought I'd seen it all in this game... But this, this is just sick. Fucking sick.

And for those of you kiddies that don't know what Necrophilia is, basically, it's the practice of getting your freak on with those of us that aren't exactly of a living persuasion. And a Necrophiliac is someone who takes part in this practice.

Anyways, Bethesda!!! What in Zeus's butthole were you thinking?!?! Adding a character that is an alleged Necrophiliac?! (She's alleged because you can hear about it from other people in Skingrad by asking them about rumors.) Were you fucking high?! Were you on Crack?! Reefer?! SKOOMA?! It was Skooma, wasn't it?

If you'll excuse me, I'll be in my bathroom, puking... scared

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An old friend of mine once told me that only those who have nothing to live for or lose should fight. Well, newsflash. I have plenty of things to live for. I have everything to lose. And I will die to protect others if there's no other option. So come on. Give me your best shot.

There are a lot of stories out there, and I intend to tell them. I just hope that when I'm gone, someone will tell mine.

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"I'm the bloody Kingslayer, remember? When I say you have honor, that's like a whore vouchsafing your maidenhood."

Prepare to die.

Guest

O rofl.

Weird thing about her is that Skingrad citizens say she's sneaking about the graveyard at night, but I never run into her...

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An old friend of mine once told me that only those who have nothing to live for or lose should fight. Well, newsflash. I have plenty of things to live for. I have everything to lose. And I will die to protect others if there's no other option. So come on. Give me your best shot.

There are a lot of stories out there, and I intend to tell them. I just hope that when I'm gone, someone will tell mine.

Zach's Profile

"I'm the bloody Kingslayer, remember? When I say you have honor, that's like a whore vouchsafing your maidenhood."

Prepare to die.

...I still don't get Necrophilia. Explain further please

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OFWGKTA

'Jesus called. He said he's sick of the disses. I told him to quit bitching, this isn't a fucking hot-line.' - Tyler the Creator.

Nothin' more to explain. It's just a person bangin' a corpse.

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An old friend of mine once told me that only those who have nothing to live for or lose should fight. Well, newsflash. I have plenty of things to live for. I have everything to lose. And I will die to protect others if there's no other option. So come on. Give me your best shot.

There are a lot of stories out there, and I intend to tell them. I just hope that when I'm gone, someone will tell mine.

Zach's Profile

"I'm the bloody Kingslayer, remember? When I say you have honor, that's like a whore vouchsafing your maidenhood."

Prepare to die.

Guest

Why do you know what the first offense for Necrophilia would be?

THAT is the creepy part.

Maybe you studied law in Cyrodill before you went to the Imperial Slammer...? xD

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An old friend of mine once told me that only those who have nothing to live for or lose should fight. Well, newsflash. I have plenty of things to live for. I have everything to lose. And I will die to protect others if there's no other option. So come on. Give me your best shot.

There are a lot of stories out there, and I intend to tell them. I just hope that when I'm gone, someone will tell mine.

Zach's Profile

"I'm the bloody Kingslayer, remember? When I say you have honor, that's like a whore vouchsafing your maidenhood."

Prepare to die.

Guest

Ksure.

*denial*

Speaking of the beginning, BY THE NINE, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN JAIL?!

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An old friend of mine once told me that only those who have nothing to live for or lose should fight. Well, newsflash. I have plenty of things to live for. I have everything to lose. And I will die to protect others if there's no other option. So come on. Give me your best shot.

There are a lot of stories out there, and I intend to tell them. I just hope that when I'm gone, someone will tell mine.

Zach's Profile

"I'm the bloody Kingslayer, remember? When I say you have honor, that's like a whore vouchsafing your maidenhood."

Prepare to die.

Guest

DESTINY OF COURSE!

Destiny my Scottsman ass. Aren't the Player Characters of the Elder Scrolls series supposed to have the power to basically give Fatalism a swift kick in the ass and shape their own destinies? Or am I confusing them with Raziel from LoK?

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An old friend of mine once told me that only those who have nothing to live for or lose should fight. Well, newsflash. I have plenty of things to live for. I have everything to lose. And I will die to protect others if there's no other option. So come on. Give me your best shot.

There are a lot of stories out there, and I intend to tell them. I just hope that when I'm gone, someone will tell mine.

Zach's Profile

"I'm the bloody Kingslayer, remember? When I say you have honor, that's like a whore vouchsafing your maidenhood."

Prepare to die.

Wait...If I T-bag, does that make me a Necrophiliac? D: *Even if I do a time Paradox and T-bag myself? Whitch I have done before*

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OFWGKTA

'Jesus called. He said he's sick of the disses. I told him to quit bitching, this isn't a fucking hot-line.' - Tyler the Creator.

I... don't know. On the one hand, t-bagging is more of a taunt/insult than anything, but on the other, you ARE shoving your balls into a dead dude's face.

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An old friend of mine once told me that only those who have nothing to live for or lose should fight. Well, newsflash. I have plenty of things to live for. I have everything to lose. And I will die to protect others if there's no other option. So come on. Give me your best shot.

There are a lot of stories out there, and I intend to tell them. I just hope that when I'm gone, someone will tell mine.

Zach's Profile

"I'm the bloody Kingslayer, remember? When I say you have honor, that's like a whore vouchsafing your maidenhood."

Prepare to die.

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