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Post by Abigail Parker on Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:44 pm

Not like it had any to begin with... But have a look at this anyway.

"This is either really, really noble -- or really, really stupid. Or both.

Some gangly dude in a spandex outfit who calls himself the "Shadow Hare" is roaming the streets of Cincinnati -- dedicated to ridding the city of evil-doers. Seriously.
Here's the catch -- he's 21-years-old, he's built like a math tutor, and he has no known super powers.
But Shadow Hare -- who refuses to reveal his true identity -- still bravely/stupidly patrols the streets, carrying legal items like handcuffs, tasers and pepper spray.

The guy even busted his shoulder trying to stop a guy from beating up a woman. And he hands out food to the homeless.
But he's not alone -- Shadow claims he's part of the "Allegiance of Heroes" which includes Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida.
Shadow Hare recently told WLWT that he's even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California to "track down a rapist."

So the big question -- is he noble for standing up for good and trying to protect his community ... or is he just some delusional moron who's gonna hurt himself?"

...Yup. I say a good portion of humanity has fucking lost it.
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Post by Daimos Ishida on Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:52 pm

.................Huh
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Post by Primula Kazama on Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:04 pm

XD that was my reaction.

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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:48 pm

Wait... what? You lost me after "Shadow Hare" ...
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Post by Abigail Parker on Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:50 pm

Yeah, well I had to take a double-take just to comprehend the article's existence when I found it. And then I broke out into uncontrollable laughter...
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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:19 pm

*facedesk*
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Post by Primula Kazama on Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:24 pm

I like Nex's reaction

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Post by Abigail Parker on Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:41 am

Funny. Pretty much my entire family had that reaction when they read this...
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Post by Guest on Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:13 pm

...Wha...Wha....*Blows up from stupidity*
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Post by Guest on Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:25 pm

Complete and total moron. Truth be told, I figured it was fake.
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Post by Guest on Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:57 pm

You mean moronS.

"... Aclyptico in Pennsylvania, Wall Creeper in Colorado and Master Legend in Florida."

"... Shadow Hare recently told WLWT that he's even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California to "track down a rapist."
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Post by Guest on Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:22 pm

True. "Morons" would be the better choice of word in this situation.
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Post by Abigail Parker on Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:26 pm

I'd say "insane fucktards" would be the more humorous choice of words, but "morons" works too.
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Post by Primula Kazama on Sat May 02, 2009 1:30 am

You hear about the kid who opened his Nintendo DS box and got a bunch of rocks and Chinese newspaper? XD

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Post by Abigail Parker on Sat May 02, 2009 1:37 am

Nope. But I heard about that one kid who got a PSP from his mom and there was a whole bunch of porn on the memory stick. Obviously, the memory stick belonged to the previous owner.
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Post by Primula Kazama on Sat May 02, 2009 1:40 am

Hahahaha I remember that.

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Post by Abigail Parker on Thu May 07, 2009 7:47 pm

Yeah. New update on the whole costumed adventure bullshit goin' on in Cincinnati.


"An evil genius has placed a $10 bounty on the masked super-hero roaming the streets of Cincinnati -- which means Shadow Hare officially has an arch-enemy ... and he's really, really cheap.

A supervillain from the 'Consortium of Evil' has posted a 'want ad' on his local Craigslist website -- offering ten evil dollars to anyone who can reveal the secret identity of the world's skinniest crime-fighter.

We tried to contact the Consortium of Evil to see how his evil plans were going, but we couldn't find a phone number listing for 'The Dark Side.'"
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Post by Daimos Ishida on Thu May 07, 2009 7:51 pm

......I've lost all respect for the city of Cincinnati and the state of Ohio....none left whatsoever -_-
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Post by Abigail Parker on Thu May 07, 2009 8:33 pm

Whatever these people are smokin', it must be some REALLY GOOD shit.
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Post by Guest on Thu May 07, 2009 10:17 pm

"ten evil dollars"

- I think that has to do with it.
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