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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:35 pm

Sorry for being unactive. xD I am obsessed with Dissidia @_@ not to mention school started. And ... I just thought of something. Final Fantasy has a Chuck Norris.

Sephiroth.


You dont stab Sephiroth, he stabs you before you can.
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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:48 pm

Oh? And what if you have an anti-stab materia equipped? xP

But naw, if ANYONE was Chuck Norris from FF... it'd be...

Wow, that's a toughie.

Hmm.. I'd say its... gr... yeah, it'd have to be Sephiroth. He can't be killed. ^.^
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Post by Abigail Parker on Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:54 pm

Meh... Kefka could kick Sephiroth's mama's boy ass to Hell and back any day.

I mean, did Sephiroth ever destroy the world and become the god of magic, all while wearing clown make-up?!


No one has any arguments? Didn't think so...
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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:13 pm

Chase wrote:Meh... Kefka could kick Sephiroth's mama's boy ass to Hell and back any day.

I mean, did Sephiroth ever destroy the world and become the god of magic, all while wearing clown make-up?!


No one has any arguments? Didn't think so...

Is Kefka made of Cloud's memories and personality, sent from himself to destroy himself, and always better than cloud in every possible aspect FOR that reason?

No one has any arguments? Didn't think so...
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Post by Abigail Parker on Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:21 pm

Uh, WRONG!!!

First off, the only relation Seph has with Cloud is that they're enemies. THAT'S IT!!!

Second off, Sephiroth was created via natural birth (Mostly. He had Jenova cells injected into him while he was in the womb of Lucrecia, Vincent Valentine's comatose love interest).

Third off, if Sephiroth was better than Cloud in every aspect, HOW THE FLYING FUCK DOES CLOUD KEEP BEATING HIM (Besides the cliche "Hero always wins" argument)?!

And finally, only reason Sephiroth wants Cloud dead is because Cloud keeps him from corroding the planet to use it as a spaceship (Vessel, what-the-fuck-ever). That, and he's probably pissed that a Shinra grunt managed to A: Stab him with the Buster Sword when he knew it was coming (As established by the original FFVII. LAST ORDER FUCKED UP ON ALOT OF SHIT!!!) and B: managed to survive being stabbed through the heart and throw him into a wall.


How do I know all this? ...You're talking to a former Final Fantasy VII nut.


Now that I cleared up your misinformation, Asura, there's still the matter that Sephiroth hasn't achieved his goals yet, and that Kefka did and only AFTER achieving said goals did he get his ass handed to him by a bunch of do-gooders.
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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:29 pm

Meh. I never liked ff7anyways.
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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:31 pm

"(Besides the cliche "Hero always wins" argument)"

- Sorry, but that IS the truth.
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Post by Abigail Parker on Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:37 pm

Eh. It's pretty much the father of all the RPG cliches you see today.

List of Roleplaying Game cliches spawned by FFVII:

1: Spiky-haired, emo dumbass who overcompensates for a "shortage" in a certain department with a sword the size of a fucking skyscraper, who suffers from some medical condition that either effects his memory or his intelligence, and who's main adversary is a long-haired half-human with some sort of mental complex.

2: Confusing as hell storylines that involve a friend dying, the villain trying to become a god, and girlfriend troubles with one of the two or more opposing parties possessing planetoid-sized breasts.

3: Accessories being equipped to weapons to make them stronger.

And that's all of the ones that are currently in my head at the moment.

And yes, the hero ALWAYS FUCKING WINS!!! Can't the villain win for once?! Barring mama-boy Sephy, of course...
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:14 am

1. Wasn't started by FFVII

2. 1995, Neon Genesis Evangelion, inb4FFVII

3. First RPG with equippable items.
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:26 am

~Thinks, turns on PSP~ Imma do a Kefka vs Sephiroth battle. o_o
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:34 am

xD
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Post by Abigail Parker on Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:42 am

*Pulls out wallet* TEN BUCKS ON THE CLOWN!!!
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:44 am

Im done. :3 Obviously, I won both battles.

I did Kefka VS Sephiroth, and Sephiroth VS Kefka.

I am evaluating ETT, because that shows the strength of the character. The video should be up in... what? Half hour. xD Maybe a bit more.

*EDIT* Wait until... tommarow xD
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:59 am

*hates turn based games -_-
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:02 pm

Spoiler:
WATCH IN HD PLEASE
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:29 pm

Hurray.
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Post by Primula Kazama on Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:50 am

I like how Chase basically put a sock in Asura's mouth with that rebuttle after he thought he was right, and just came back with "I don't even like ff7"
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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:10 pm

AH LIEK JECH :D HE THROWS FRIGGIN METEORS FOR GODS SAKE!
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Post by Primula Kazama on Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:11 pm

TEH SWEETZ

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:14 pm

Oh, and I just like saying his name :D Jech, Jech, Jech, Jech, Jech, Jech, Jech, Jech, Jech, Jech, Jech, Jech, JECH
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Post by Primula Kazama on Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:15 pm

Is it like Jech with CH or like a CK?

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Post by Abigail Parker on Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:21 pm

No. I believe Chris is referring to JECHT. You know, Tidus's alcoholic, abusive father =D
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Post by Primula Kazama on Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:22 pm

...Pronunciation, please...?

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Post by Abigail Parker on Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:23 pm

...Honestly, I forgot how it was pronounced...
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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:03 pm

It's pronounced Jet.
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